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-For my lovely Potterheads: may the Valentine's day sweeten your life with sales at Honeydukes.
The V-day is approaching very quickly and many old/cheesy pick-up lines are way overused on it. If you want to make a good first impression, these are the things you probably should not say:
1. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
2. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
3. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
4. What do ya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
5. One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
6. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
9. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
I hope you enjoyed reading this post. If you know any other cringe worthy pick-up lines, make sure to share them in the comments.
Have a great Valentine's day whatever your relationship status may be.
Hi, I believe that there is no one today who is you-er than you.