Yeah... . So basically everyday I wake up all happy and full of energy and then BAM! I hit the nightstand or fall off of the bed. That happens nearly everyday. If it doesn't, it means that something GOOD is coming. And when I say GOOD, I mean not good at all. Lol.
Ok, let me tell you an actual story.
Three days ago I woke up at about 9 am and I was all happy and stuff. BAM! The first thing I did after getting off of the bed is trip over my shoes. SHOES.
Like, you trippin' gurl? Lol. Guess what. YES. xD
Okay so day goes on and my mom bought a few furniture elements. Chairs in particular. So like. I sit and say 'ohh so comfy'. Then she asks me to put some stuff in the garbage so im like 'oh cool'. So I took the things i was supposed to throw out and guess what. I tripped over the same exact chair i was sitting in 2 minutes earlier.
i am a fail.
My clumsyness reached level 9000
Then, later on i went out with my dog and she pulled me real hard (shush you pervert!) so i stumbled and fell RIGHT IN THE MUD. Like it was made for me to fall in it.
So I wash everything up and go waste my precious time in front of the PC.
BAM! Not only did i cut my hand a few days earlier because i failed to make a sandwich, but now I CUT THE CUT. Like. Kill me now xD. Not really, don't.
So my level of clumsyness is over the galaxy right now.
But yeah, if you enjoyed reading about and imagining my fails please leave a comment and if you're feeling sexy, share this blog post on facebook and/or twitter.
Have a good night. I'm out.
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